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"I can barely conceive of a type of beauty in which there is no Melancholy."
[Charles Baudelaire]

Hi David, long time no see.
How you going?

P.S. I have a new account

Hey, Go on msn.

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"Light travels faster than sound- isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?"- Steven Wright.

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. " -Terry Pratchett

"Cartwright of the sapphire eyes and golden hair, Cartwright of the lips and limbs: he was petrarch's Laura, Milton's Lucita's, Catullus's lesbia, Tennyson's hallam, Shakespeare's fair boy and dark lady, the moon's Endymion.Cartwright was Garbo's salary, the national gallery, he was cellophane: he was the tender trap, the blank unholy surprise of it all the bright golden haze on the meadow: he was honey-honey, sugar-sugar, chirpy chirpy cheep-cheep and his baby love: the voice of the turtle could be heard in the land, there were angels dining at the Ritz and a nightingale sang in Berkeley square." - Steven Fry The Liar

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"Light travels faster than sound- isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?"- Steven Wright.

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. " -Terry Pratchett

The Birth of the Kilt

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"Light travels faster than sound- isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?"- Steven Wright.

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. " -Terry Pratchett

"I am the deepest of unbelievers.Every neurosis is a religion to it's owner, and religion is the universal neurosis of mankind.This much is beyond doubt: the characteristics we attribute to god reflect the fears and wishes we first feel as infants and then as small children.Anyone who does not see that much cannot have understood the first thing about human psychology. If it is religion you are looking for, don't follow me."- Interpretation of murder, a phyco-analist discussing and supporting atheism.

I'm not atheist but i loved that passage.

On the lighter side...

"grass, cream, garboldisham, crowds,the south downs!,ovaltine!,cream, heaps of cream cream and lawnmowers, summer holidays in creamy cromer, vaulting over a style in a country lane, catching sticklebacks in a old tin can, honestly nanny i never touched them!,Mrs duckworth, fathers hands on the steering wheel, sit up straight!, oh were going faster and faster!,locked in the cupboard oh for being rude to Mrs howlett,take the woolsey for a run,england, Elgar!,south downs!, Ruthe Oliver's, oh play the game!, elbows off the table!,who's a brave soldier then?,nanny's hands all steamy and starchy,England and cream, creamy Ole' England,custard cream, strawberries and cream,strawberries, English cream, creamy England, ENGLAND!! CREAM!! CREAM OF OL' ENGLAND!*orgasm noises* oh, and Eric Bristo steps onto the odium now."- a bit of fry and Laurie.



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"Light travels faster than sound- isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?"- Steven Wright.

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. " -Terry Pratchett